An Ode to McDonald's Breakfast Burritos

Breakfast Burrito in my mouth
You make me feel so fine
Every time I leave my house
Your presence makes me shine

Sure, other places have one of you
Burger King, Hardees, Sonic too

But that special mix of egg, sausage, and cheese
Wrapped in a tortilla, I say yes, please

Green bell peppers and red ones too
Why, yes, I will have some more of you

That's why I love you best from Micky D's
And at a dollar, you're a steal
If I were a bee, you would be my knees
You're so magical you may even heal...

So when I feel as though the morning needs
A punch of pep to put up its' sleeves
I turn to you oh, Micky D's!

Heh.

"The Official Bubbleland Breakfast Burrito"