Quick note

I am not 300 pounds. At the office, you do not have to smoosh yourself onto a wall when I walk by. There is plenty of room for us both. You make me feel like you think I'm a monster that will eat you.

Project Runway is new tonight. Hopefully, even though Amy was kicked off last week, the hair-top look will return –

Flattering on all body types

Tonight, the designers get to design their own textile and get it digitally printed. I, being a designer, feel like I could rock this challenge. I need my own line of fabrics! Just cuz. I want.

Break a headband to Hoop Family tonight. Game #2 in the playoffs. It's gonna be a ball! Heh, cuz you play with a ball... Anyhoo. Smooches to you, Thursday 'Nettie! And watch out for sinkholes.

Yikes